1 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,280 New wheels. 2 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,160 Nice. 3 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,360 Nice, Auntie Miems! 4 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,880 I'm not deaf, sweetie. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,480 Yeah, you're clearly blind. 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,400 You haven't said anything about my new chair. 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,280 You have a new chair. 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,080 Tell everyone. 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,240 Oh, sorry, bud. 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,320 This thing has sport mode on. 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,760 Joanne, what do you weigh? 12 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,000 None of your beeswax. 13 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,880 Let me guess, 75. 14 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,160 This thing can take four of you. 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,480 -Are you planning on getting fat? -No. 16 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,120 But I might invite a guest or two over. 17 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,480 Take those girls for a spin. 18 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,080 Cheers, virgins. 19 00:00:58,280 --> 00:00:59,440 He wasn't talking to me. 20 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,680 So your chair has two levels, mine has four. 21 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,280 -That's one. -Okay. 22 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,560 Two, three... 23 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,040 -Then you're-- -Whoa! Gavin, nice shirt. 24 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,320 -Nice shirt. -Wow! 25 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,800 Oh, my word. Just look at that. 26 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,160 You are killing that look, man. 27 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,080 It's not new-new, it's fairly new. 28 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,840 Your wife's one lucky lady. 29 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,880 -Guys, guys... -It's just a shirt. 30 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,960 So, normal people will get a new chair and say, 31 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,960 "Hey, check out my new chair." 32 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,360 But not Tjaart. 33 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,760 So I sent an e-mail to everyone in the office 34 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,520 telling them to make a fuss about Gavin's shirt. 35 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,360 Everyone except Tjaart. 36 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,680 He has worn that shirt to the office before, so... 37 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,600 Is that sea-sprite or duck-egg? 38 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,440 Because it's blowing my mind right now. 39 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,400 It's a grey shirt. It's an ordinary-- 40 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,720 Why are you looking at another guy's shirt anyway, Kayle? 41 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:48,960 Are you Hannon or something? 42 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,400 Hey, did you get my e-mail? 43 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,760 Yup. 44 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,880 Gavin, you look identical to James Bond right now. 45 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,120 James Bond? 46 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,080 Gavin? 47 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,080 Nice chair, Tjaart. 48 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,480 F--- you, man. 49 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,400 In about 20 minutes. 50 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,360 Okay. 51 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,800 -I'm going out. -Cheers! 52 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:41,920 I'm leaving, Auntie. 53 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,360 Morning, morning. 54 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,520 Flippa, what's wrong? 55 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,120 Bud, you're scaring me. 56 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,400 Flippa, talk to me. 57 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,560 -The gala's on. -What? 58 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,760 The gala is on. 59 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,080 The gala. 60 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,400 The gala is on. 61 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,640 The gala's on! 62 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,920 -The gala's on! -Put it here, put it here. 63 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,280 Let me polish those drinking shoes. 64 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,160 They're shining. They're shining. 65 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,880 Polish them. Polish them. Polish them. 66 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,680 Sakkie Venter calling to chat 67 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,440 is like Father Christmas calling to say, 68 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,080 "Christmas has moved. It's today! 69 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,280 And my sack is full of brandy, Cokes and steak. 70 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,520 Merry Christmas!" 71 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,640 Auntie Miems, pack the sakkie-sakkie. 72 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,320 -I can't, sir. -Why not? 73 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,480 -Goodness. -Good grief. What happened? 74 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,960 I kept my hands on the stove for too long again. 75 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,880 Auntie, I'd love to hear about it, but I don't have time. 76 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,600 Emma, pack the sakkie-sakkie. 77 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,920 Sorry to slow you down, but what is a sakkie-sakkie? 78 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,680 Okay, pack Panado's, five packs of Grandpa, ten plasters, 79 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,080 a kilogram biltong, a family pack Quality Street, 80 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,360 and a meat thermometer. 81 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,760 Who's this guy, the pope? 82 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,360 Don't be ridiculous. The pope doesn't drink karate water. 83 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,200 Sakkie Venter is Flip's biggest client ever. 84 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,280 -He's what we call a Mufasa. -A what? 85 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,160 He owns a pig farm and he has ten OK Bazaars. 86 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,280 He sells his meat to us, 87 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,360 we make polony, and sell his meat back to him. 88 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,880 Circle of life. Mufasa. 89 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,840 Pack the bag. 90 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,840 Jouba, help her. 91 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,440 No, no, it's fine. It's cool, I've got it. 92 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,360 Okay. Kitchen, kitchen. 93 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,680 I must hand it to Flip. 94 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,280 In his day, he was an incredible salesman. 95 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,480 Like the Naas Botha of his time. 96 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,160 But not all players should coach, if you catch my drift. 97 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:23,000 He's a horrible manager, if you didn't catch my drift. 98 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,480 Sorry that you have to sit here and do all the work, 99 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,120 but we're taking one for the team. 100 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,880 -We have to work. -I'm going to work hard too. 101 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,160 My liver's going to work hard. 102 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,520 Joubert, we're leaving in 15 minutes. 103 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,440 No, no, no, wait. 104 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,440 -Is he going with us? -I really don't have to-- 105 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,560 I'll go. 106 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,560 You can sit, Brit. 107 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,240 He hasn't met Sakkie yet and he's looking after my clients. 108 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,840 So, yes, you're going. 109 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,360 We just have one small problem. 110 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,440 What? 111 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,240 My drinking shoes are dirty. 112 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,800 I mean, I can't go out like this. 113 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,320 -Not like that, right? -No, no, no. 114 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,440 Someone should polish them. 115 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,240 -You're right. -Tjarra, polish his drinking shoes. 116 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,680 -Polish my drinking shoes, Tjarra. -Polish his drinking shoes. 117 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:06,480 -I'm not polishing your-- -He can't go out like that in public. 118 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,080 -Come on, make them shine. -Thanks, Tjaart. 119 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,880 -The other one, the other one. -There you go. 120 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,880 You guys are testing me today! 121 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,960 No one sits in that chair, and that's a terrible shirt! 122 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,600 You look nothing like James Bond. 123 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:20,880 I'm getting the car. 124 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,040 Emma, look after my auntie, okay? 125 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,160 Yeah, so Joubert has a girlfriend. 126 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,600 I didn't know he had a girlfriend. 127 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,720 Apparently, everyone knew he had a girlfriend, 128 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,880 except me. 129 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,360 But I mean, he didn't have to mention her or anything. 130 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,480 It's actually weird that he didn't, but... 131 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,000 I mean, now I know too. 132 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,720 Sorry, what was the question? 133 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,480 The contract is a done deal, right? 134 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,480 It is and it isn't. 135 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,760 If you say the wrong thing, it could explode in your face. 136 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,880 And Flip hasn't said the wrong thing in 20 years? 137 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,280 Yes, I have many times. 138 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,880 Uncle Sakkie gets so out of it, he doesn't remember anything. 139 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,240 Oh, jeez. There he is. 140 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,880 He's one ahead of us already. 141 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,280 Listen, who's driving home? 142 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,360 Sakkie! 143 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,400 Yes, here's the rubbish. 144 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,800 -Here's the rubbish. -Yes, yes! 145 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,920 Did you polish your drinking shoes? 146 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,320 They're shining, Uncle. Shining! 147 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,040 Order a few karate waters. I'll be right there. 148 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,240 Nice! 149 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,280 Listen, Johan. 150 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,520 We'll pay her out instead, 151 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,400 but she mustn't touch the farm. 152 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,800 If she wants to leave me she must leave my land alone too. 153 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,000 -Thank you. Okay. -Regards to the missus. 154 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,040 DPM, good morning. 155 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,160 Morning, Adrian. 156 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,200 Yes. 157 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:02,280 I was born under a desk at a factory where my mother worked. 158 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,920 This isn't a reason to lie around at home. 159 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,040 Then Flip said to the guy, 160 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,120 "If that's the price of your pig, I'll take the donkey instead." 161 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,200 Nastashia, may I just say you look incred-- 162 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,880 F--- you, Tjaart. 163 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,280 There you go. 164 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,200 Enjoy. 165 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,680 I deserve that. 166 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,000 Tjaart, you rascal. 167 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,080 I don't learn, Uncle. I just don't learn. 168 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,400 What would you say if you could talk, Smoothie? 169 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,600 I'm just a student today, Uncle. 170 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,920 I watch how the masters operate. 171 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,480 He's your new contact. 172 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,800 I've been climbing the ranks. 173 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,320 To the big boss on the door. 174 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,560 Big boss on the door. 175 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,040 Guys, before we talk business, 176 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,400 a few things have changed on my side 177 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,920 which complicates things for me a little. 178 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,960 I wanted you to hear it from me first 179 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,200 because rumours run rife in this town. 180 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,320 How so, Uncle? 181 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,920 I'm going to say something and then we carry on. 182 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,560 It's not pleasant for me. 183 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,000 I don't want you to treat me any differently. 184 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,680 -No, no. -No, no, never. 185 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,680 I'm gay. 186 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,440 Well, that's settled then. I'm going for a piss. 187 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,080 -Did he just say-- -"I'm gay." 188 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,600 Just shows you. 189 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,640 Okay, okay. Gay, gay, gay. That changes everything. 190 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,920 -Why? -Because he's gay, Joubert. 191 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,640 -So? -His life choices change. 192 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,280 His wife's not good enough for him anymore. 193 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,880 Soon, our polony also won't be good enough. 194 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,360 -Yeah. -No, he loves you guys. 195 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,880 Yes, it makes sense now. 196 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,040 He must keep liking us. 197 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,560 Joubert. 198 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,840 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -What? 199 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,400 -How will that-- -Make him feel good. 200 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,520 Why me? 201 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,280 Bud, he knows I'm not gay. 202 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,080 Nastashia. Case in point, 203 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,640 Flippa is a show horse. 204 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,040 -It's just you. -And he already likes you. 205 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,640 Mr Smoothie. 206 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,840 Yeah, he's flirting. 207 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,400 -Yeah, yeah. -You're there. You're in. 208 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,720 -I'm not touch-- -No, no. 209 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,680 -No. -No moustache weaving or anything. 210 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,560 Stroke his ego. 211 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,840 -Compliments. -Make him feel good about himself. 212 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,920 -Imagine he's Stella. -No, definitely not. 213 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,520 -Chips, chips, chips. -I'm not going-- 214 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,840 -I won't-- -Hey, welcome back, you beauty. 215 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,640 Hey! 216 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,440 "Hey, Joubert. Come to a steakhouse for bottomless brandies and Cokes. 217 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,800 It'll be fun. 218 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,240 By the way, a 60-year-old gay guy just came out of the closet 219 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,560 and you have to chaff him." 220 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,680 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish I were at the office. 221 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,600 -There's a delivery in the parking-- -Fantastic! 222 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,120 Hurry, sweetie. 223 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,960 Thank you. 224 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,120 You parcel, Auntie. 225 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,360 Guys. 226 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,960 I think I just picked up 227 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,440 an ice-cream tub of drugs from Auntie Miems' dealer. 228 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,080 Wait, what? 229 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,080 What type of drugs? 230 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,920 I don't know. It looked like cookies, 231 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,400 but it smells a lot like dagga. 232 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,120 Is it a white BMW? The guy has a grey hoodie. 233 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,040 Yeah? 234 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,280 Yeah, Taps. The best dealer in Klerksdorp. 235 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,760 Miems, not your standard Voortrekker auntie, hey? 236 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,800 I smell biscuits! 237 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,080 Sharing is caring. 238 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,640 Auntie Miems, share a cookie. 239 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,000 They're special cookies. 240 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,920 And why are they special? 241 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,160 There's dagga in them. 242 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,760 Yay! 243 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,240 Help yourselves. There's a lot. 244 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,160 I don't know about this, guys. We're at work. 245 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:32,240 Hey, if they can drink during work surely we can have a cookie. 246 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,400 Say no more. 247 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,000 Okay. 248 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,400 Yeah. 249 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,360 Yummy. 250 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,600 Only one each, okay? 251 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,120 Cheese is boss. 252 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,520 Emma, come eat a f--- cookie. 253 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,680 So how long before lift off? 254 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,000 Hour, hour and a half. 255 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,760 Nice, isn't it? 256 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,200 This is so naughty. 257 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,400 Don't be scared now, Youngblood. 258 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,040 Eat, girl, eat. 259 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,320 So, last year and the year before we didn't make any price adjustments 260 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,280 because we knew there was pressure on you guys in the meat market. 261 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:09,160 You guys... you big, strong guys. 262 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,360 But we'll have to look at a minimum of a five percent increase. 263 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,680 Yes, but remember, last year and the year before, 264 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:20,440 a woman wasn't trying to take half my farm. 265 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,480 Uh-oh. 266 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,400 -Yes, of course, that too. -Yeah. 267 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,040 -It rains, it pours, right, Uncle? -Yes. 268 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,320 It's pouring, my friend. 269 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,880 But at least it's nice when it rains on the farm. 270 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,480 A fireplace, a blanket, nice and cosy... 271 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,920 Okay, Uncle. 272 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,000 Three and a half percent. Can we shake on it? 273 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,480 Let me drink on it. 274 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,600 Nastashia! 275 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,440 -He's tough. -Every time. 276 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaking of shaking hands... 277 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,120 I need to tinkle. 278 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,240 -Excuse me. -Tinkle? 279 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,640 He's good. 280 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,400 Don't miss me too much. 281 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:05,600 Is that guy gay? 282 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,480 -Fat gay. -Gay, gay, gay. 283 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,480 The gayest. Detests women. 284 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,680 I should introduce him to Tobie. 285 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,680 My sister's boy. 286 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,200 They're about the same size. 287 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,120 But isn't he your size, Uncle? 288 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,560 Don't you want to climb in there? 289 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,600 Do you guys think I'm gay? 290 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,920 -Yes. -Yes, yeah. 291 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,640 You said there was something big you had to tell us, 292 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,680 and then you told us you were gay. 293 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,920 I'm getting a divorce. 294 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,720 -Yes, because you're gay. -No, not that. 295 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,560 I'm getting divorced. "I said, "I'm getting divorced". 296 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,040 Oh. 297 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,400 We are so sorry. 298 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,640 That's classic. 299 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,400 That is really classic. 300 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,000 I'm getting divorced. 301 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,920 I'm gay. 302 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,320 -Yes! -Yeah! 303 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,960 -You can hear it, right? -I'm gay. 304 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,040 I'm gay. I'm the gayest man. 305 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,440 That deserves a stiff one. 306 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,080 -With love. -Nastashia! 307 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,000 -I'll drink with love. -I welcome this one. 308 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:25,920 I'm gay. 309 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,080 Almost exactly the same. 310 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,880 Good for you for coming out. 311 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,560 What can I get you? 312 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,320 Your strongest, manliest shot. 313 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,280 -Yeah. -Strawberry lips coming up. 314 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,600 I'm calling Tobie. He works around the corner. 315 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,840 You'd think he was the only gay man in Klerksdorp. 316 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,480 The poor guy doesn't meet anyone. 317 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,680 But this... 318 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,480 This is great, guys. 319 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,960 Listen, Tobie. 320 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,160 I have good news for you. 321 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,320 Hey, Joubert. 322 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,720 Joubert. 323 00:14:58,920 --> 00:14:59,880 Hey! 324 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,280 -Hi, my champie. -Hey, man. 325 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,560 Guys, I don't think I can do this gay thing. 326 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,760 No, no, bud. You're nailing it. 327 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,520 He one-hundred-percent thinks you're gay. 328 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,440 Thank goodness. 329 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,600 So, good news and bad news. 330 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,480 Good news is you don't have to go for Uncle Sakkie anymore. 331 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,240 -He's not gay after all. -What? 332 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,400 -Really? -Misunderstanding. 333 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,680 Okay! 334 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,640 Okay, shit. Okay. 335 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,200 The bad news is... 336 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,200 his godchild is gay and he's on his way here... 337 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,280 for a date with... 338 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,240 No. 339 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,920 No, no, I won't-- 340 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,440 You have to. There's no turning back now, Joubert. 341 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,760 If he finds out we lied about you being so, so gay... 342 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,080 -So, so, gay. -that contract will be tickets! 343 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,120 -Tickets. -You guys can't... 344 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,720 We'll all be out on the street. 345 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,520 All of us on the street, pappa. 346 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,960 Go on, give him a drink. 347 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,160 -Come on, big sips. -You'll need it, bud. 348 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,040 The whole thing, the whole thing. 349 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,120 Hello! 350 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,640 Hey, Joubert. Good to meet you. 351 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,200 Tobie. 352 00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,880 Okay. 353 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,080 Chivalry is not dead. 354 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,400 Nope. 355 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,600 Points, Joubert. 356 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,120 -One, two, three. -Okay. 357 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,560 That chair's got my name on it. 358 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,000 Okay, okay, okay. 359 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:11,920 Just an observation, 360 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,200 but I think Auntie Miems is in a lot of pain. 361 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,600 Because these cookies are... 362 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,280 staunch. 363 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,800 Watch it. 364 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,720 Wait, wait, wait! 365 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,920 Gavin! 366 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,880 -Polony! -Polony! 367 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:34,160 -Gavin! -Gavin! 368 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,800 Come on, come on. 369 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,480 -Here we go again. -Okay. 370 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,520 Hey. 371 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,400 Oh, shit. 372 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,280 Is that supposed to be like that? 373 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,360 Oh, shit. 374 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,440 That's Tjaart's chair. 375 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,240 Three and a half percent. 376 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,360 Thank you, Uncle. 377 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,440 Nice. 378 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,000 Do you think these people have more brandy? 379 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,960 I hope so. 380 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,440 -Grab him, Joubert! -Hey, Tjarra. 381 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,480 Ignore him. He's not used to anything. 382 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,600 To answer your question, 383 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,120 I'd like him to ask me to marry him. 384 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,840 Yeah, I'd rather be asked. 385 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,120 Can you believe it? 386 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,400 Isn't that something? 387 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,400 Let's just quit while we're ahead. 388 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,840 I'm joking. 389 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,200 We're nowhere near that yet. 390 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,600 Yeah, yeah. 391 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,680 I haven't seen you around. 392 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,240 Are you new to the scene? 393 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,200 Very. 394 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,640 You actually have no idea how new. 395 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,360 Well, I know how difficult it is to meet someone in Klerkies. 396 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,480 It's very difficult. 397 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,600 A group of us play padel on Fridays. 398 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,440 I'll add you to the group. 399 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,960 You know, I have a hectic knee injury. 400 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,040 Padel has little to do with it... 401 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,840 if you know what I mean. 402 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,120 Yes. 403 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,000 What's your number? 404 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,480 My number. 405 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,840 My number is... 406 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,280 08... 407 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,720 No, no, I can't. I-- 408 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,040 I-- 409 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,800 I'm straight. 410 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,720 I'm not gay. 411 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,560 I'm sorry. 412 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,040 I'm so sorry. 413 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,600 -Is this a joke? -No. 414 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,000 Is this a sick joke? 415 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,360 I wish it were. I had to pretend to be gay for your uncle. 416 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,400 -He's not gay. -I know that now. 417 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,920 That's not cool, but you know what? 418 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,520 -Whatever. Whatever. -Tobie... 419 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,880 You know what? I'm a man and I have feelings. 420 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,160 And Uncle, next time, don't set me up with a straight guy. 421 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,840 What? 422 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,880 -Yoh. -That's news to me. 423 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,560 -Joubert, you're gay. -Be gay, Joubert. 424 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,440 Flip! 425 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,480 I know you like your jokes, but this is low. 426 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,400 No, Uncle Sakkie. Uncle Sakkie! 427 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,280 Okay, well, I'm going to make out with Nastashia in the bathroom. 428 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,680 Thanks for nothing, Joubert. 429 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,040 -In my office. -No, leave me alone. 430 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,120 No, wait. 431 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,240 Uncle Sakkie! 432 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,600 Do you think he's gonna notice? 433 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,920 No, no, no, guys. He's going to kill me. 434 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,800 Do you want to be buried or cremated? 435 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,440 The second one for sure. Surprise. 436 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,280 Cremated, not surprised. 437 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,120 Surprise! You're going to be cremated. 438 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,480 Hey, guys. I'm so English. 439 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,040 Uncle Sakkie, wait! 440 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,080 Sakkie! 441 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,360 What is it, Flip? 442 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,680 I'm sorry, Uncle. 443 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,360 It's my fault. 444 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,400 I thought you were gay, 445 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,000 so we lied about Joubert to schmooze you. 446 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,160 I was wrong and the whole thing got out of hand. 447 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,640 The point is, 448 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,400 we wanted to impress you because we like you. 449 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,320 And if you can accept that someone's gay, 450 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,480 you can probably accept if he's not. 451 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,640 So, I'm asking you nicely... 452 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,880 accept us. 453 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,040 Two and a half percent. 454 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,280 Deal. 455 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,240 I don't think you should drive. Can I take you home? 456 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:37,960 How was my day? 457 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,000 We still have the contract. 458 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,240 I don't know how Flip pulled that out the fire, 459 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,240 but he's good. I'll give him that. 460 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,440 He can sell polony. 461 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,840 I don't have to tell my girlfriend that I'm in a gay padel club. 462 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,200 I don't think Emma would ever-- 463 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,160 Stella. 464 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,240 Stella is my girlfriend. 465 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,680 Should we do another take or will you edit that out? 466 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,520 For she's a jolly good fellow. 467 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,560 -For she's a jolly good fellow. -For she's a jolly good fellow. 468 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,040 Thank you, Nastashia. 469 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,000 -Thank you, Nastashia. -Okay, guys. 470 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,240 -Thank you! -I want to say goodbye! 471 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,200 -Okay, Nastashia. -Cheers, cheers! 472 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,880 Come on, Jouba. 473 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,800 I'll call you. 474 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,200 Okay, but really call me. 475 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,760 -I'll call you. -Okay. 476 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,920 I believe you. 477 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,480 I'm not calling. 478 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,240 -We still have the contract! -Well done, sir. 479 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,440 Us, 1. Brandy, 0. 480 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,200 I'm sorry your day was so boring. 481 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,680 No, thank you for holding the fort. 482 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,840 It's not easy to drink on a work day. 483 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,080 But it's our duty. 484 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,880 I see you guys climbed into the supplies. 485 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,840 Ayanda's going to be upset and she'll deduct your pay. 486 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,480 You're all paying in. 487 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,280 Tjarra! 488 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,520 We still have work to do. 489 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,920 Come on, you're in trouble. 490 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,880 Yeah. 491 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,360 Is it-- 492 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,880 Why is my chair over here? 493 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,880 It's a long story. 494 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,400 I was gay today. 495 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,720 Okay. 496 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,840 There was so much brandy, I... 497 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,800 I think I broke a young man's heart. 498 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,320 And I thought Uncle Sakkie was gay and then... 499 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,320 Then I was gay, but I'm not. Obviously. 500 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,480 Listen, Emma. 501 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,920 Never drink brandy with Flip. Ever. 502 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,640 Noted. 503 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,840 How was your day? 504 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,240 Oh, it was... 505 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,600 It was boring. 506 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,600 Yes. 507 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,600 Sorry. 508 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,160 Okay, I'm lying. 509 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,560 I... 510 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,320 I'm lying, it was actually amazing. 511 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,080 -Really? -It was really awesome. 512 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,040 -Okay, tell. -You don't understand. 513 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,880 -I had to take care of Auntie Miems. -Yes? 514 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,640 I literally had to feed her oats. 515 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,680 It was rough, you don't understand. 516 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,680 But then she got a random message. 517 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,280 Hey, everyone. Shh! 518 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:33,720 Flip's sleeping. 519 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,480 Hello, my old friend. 520 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,920 Piece of rubbish.